Arugula

I heard there was a cutting board
Where salads were made and it pleased the Lord
But you don’t really care for salads, do ya?
And it goes like this, avos and swiss
Cherry tomatoes and fresh lettuce 
And most of all don’t forget arugula

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Arugula

Now your taste matured but ya needed proof
So you met up with your friend with the sweet tooth 
She tried her best but she just couldn’t fool ya 
She tied ya to her kitchen chair
Fed you apple pie, cupcakes, and an eclair
But stuck in your teeth you could still taste a piece of arugula 

Arugula
Arugula
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Arugula

I chose the restaurant, you shoulda let me know
What’s really going on below
You got a sensitive tummy and you still get shy about it, do ya?
Greasy burritos were a bad idea
Now I’m dining alone ‘cause you got diarrhea 
We shoulda gone out for salad, no one regrets arugula

Arugula
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