The Thymes They Are A-Changin’

Well, I check the time all of the time
One moment it’s 2:45
I look again and it’s 3:29
The minutes and hours are so ranging!
They go by so fast I’m losin’ my mind
Oh, the times they are a changing

Well, I love old watches they’re shic and refined
But digital came out and it left me behind
A guy sold me one on the street, said it was his own design
But the little sticker on the back says it’s Asian
It’s a smartwatch and it’s blowing my mind
Oh the times they are a changin’

Well, the struggle is real, the war and the crime
With my breakfast I read all about it in the Times
But someone stole this week's paper, when I was walking my K9
Missing this issue has got me raging!
Each week is unique and now I’m behind
Don’tcha know the Times they are a changing

Well, I love to cook with Oregano and thyme
But I mixed up the herbs while drinking too much wine
Now I don’t even know what I’ve combined
At the potluck I’ve got my head hanging
I’m pretty sure this is marijuana in mine!
My Oreganos and thymes they are a changin’